I know it's the End of January (3/4 of #2)

Good Morning Readers!

Ok, good afternoon.  Don't judge me (yet) my boi and I have the weekend alarm set for noon..so it is our morning (still).

How are you all?  First I have to put it out there, all five of you.  I just checked First Tuesday and I had eleven subscribed Dear Readers.  You five, I need you to go out and get your six lost comrades.  We should all be here. 

I have something major to tell you.  The thing is, I don't know how entertaining this blog will be.  Not entertaining in a ha ha way but entertaining in a OH NO SHE DIDN'T way.  I realize that the last blogs on First Tuesday were all emotional because of what I was going though...(sounds like 89th Blog, ABC).

There is still some crack, but there will always be crack.  The reason First Tuesday turned so drastically is because in the beginning I was disgustingly happy.  I will never do that again.  Now I am just in a place where I appreciate what I have and what I've survived.

I said it!
I did!

You read it here first.  I actually made it though the worst year of my life.  By the way, regular Dear Readers know that my birthday is next month.  More on that later....

I didn't think I could, but I did.  Now in honor of all things randomly organized in a haphazardly way....A LIST OF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE MISSED SINCE SEPTEMBER 2011!!!!!

1. Started teaching 11th grade
2. Eff'd up grad school
3. Broke a lease
4. Moved into a new apartment
5. Stopped Weight Watchers
6. Started Planet Fitness
7. Drank (beer) on a Metro North train
8. Made a new work wife
9. Learned the difference between the N/R & Q trains
10. Took out a loan
11. Let my hair grow way too long
12. Bitched about #11
13. Became obsessed with Brothers & Sisters on Netflix
14. Became similarly obsessed with juicing
15. Had a house warming in an October snowstorm
16. Nursed my boi through a terrible cold
17. Was nursed by my boi though Stomach Virus 2012
18. Scared for my job
19. Fell in love with my job AGAIN
20. WondaKids broke my bed frame
21. Slept on a mattress like an Occupy Bronxite
22. Scored great shit from Craigslist
23. Fell in Love (shhh shut your mouth)
24. Shared a slice of pizza with a cat other than my own
25. Went tanning (on a freaking bed)
26. Hookering!!
27. Vaguely "broken up" with via email
28. Deeper into #23
29. Got an Android (thanks #23)
30. Carried a full size mattress down four flights of spiral stairs (this was yesterday)
31. Did I mention alone?? #30
32. Ate vegan pizza (like a smokeless cigarette)
33. Laughed more than cried
34. Laughed thinking about all the #33
35. ABG in the shower (Angry Black Girl)
36. Kissed by an amazingly handsome sexy boi (just now)
37. Registered for grad school (going hard..for real)
38. Made quite the skeptical of myself at a holiday party
39. Realized that I have not seen one episode of The Jersey Shore (just now)
40. Started feeling like a real teacher
41. Started reacquainting with old friends (please come back Ms. James)
42. Did a little dance
43. Made a little love
44. Got down tonight
45. Giggled at #42-44
46. Thought about blogging
47. Got distracted
48. Fabricated the last few items on a list
49. Wondered why
50. It was so important to get to #50 (and thought about 50 being the oldest of the "even" numbers, because 25 isn't an even number, so how did 50 get so lucky?

If you read this far, you more that get me, and I more than love you.  I am going to try to figure out a schedule so that we can be more frequent.  Tuesdays no longer work for me.  You didn't ask, but here is a breakdown of my week as of the end of next week:

Monday (teachers start the week on Monday, just like we start the year in September): Work, My Boi, Home
Tuesday: Work, Grad School, Home
Wednesday: repeat of Tuesday, mayyyyybeeee hookering (probably not)
Thursday: repeat of Tuesday, probably My Boi
Friday: Work, My Boi
Saturday: Gym, My Boi
Sunday: My Boi

With all the hecticality of my week (mind you, just because the WondaKids are not listed, don't get it twisted...if I listed them, that would by the whole list) where do I have room for much more. Right now it is Saturday morning and this went well.  I am thinking of blogging on Saturdays and/or Sundays.

How does that work?  I missed talking to you.  Tell a friend or two.  Tell them that I'm ok, that I'm back, that I missed you.  Tell them that The Dark Inky Period is gone.  Tell them that I've learned new things.  Tell them that I am willing to learn more.  Tell then that despite it all, Love does exist.  Tell them that even though some call me Lola and some call me Christine, that I can manage to be both.  Tell them that I'm only as crazy as I need to be.  Tell them that I handle Myself, My Way...and that once I realized that, I woke up.

SMH: Shut My Hole. 

Ok, a simple start,

Love,

Me

I know it's January (1/4 of #2)

Dear, dear Readers:

We last spoke in early September.  I would apologize for my lack of attention but I have been doing so freaking much.  Currently I am in a meeting where I'd rather not be, but yes..here I am.

Oh geez...they just handed out very official looking documents.  What's that?? A due date??

FML.

I will be back later on today.  I am renaming this blog, it's not fair to number this blog as #2.

Well, I'm here. So are you, and I thank you.


Christine